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posted : 2004.Dec.29 @ 6.37pm
I just recieved this email and had to share. Don't know the sender but the guy is brilliant!

From:"Royal Barnett"

cerebral quarterback casework saw chaperone americanism stay asphalt hardy cowmen
veery bean amino towel bucharest spigot vought markov analytic whig giovanni fiance
âÞ feedback monroe powderpuff bench astray shrubbery rubbery pauper soffit whiplash
desperado pervert condensate michelin countdown .
radiant lunar binary denote flanders arccosine roundoff capacitate reception phalanx .
solute tennyson feeble foregoing obsolete scud elinor learn mighty backlog adapt
cominform cardamom guide buzzing bib paymaster shan't scalp yon gregory .
synonymous spector granola penn aldermen absorption congo bumble antipode stoke
mutual bandstand chemise wylie dubhe corroborate even flaxseed lumbar detriment our
chinese ratty intuit swoop contralateral nestor alec lush counterbalance boule
dearborn harpsichord textron biltmore stork affine .
exchange rangy mcelroy tight stickpin longue thompson sew lynx cathode nairobi
tonight venial coffer penumbra rotc snoopy volkswagen hothouse convene playhouse
rather ballroom mozart solstice dereference dominique buffalo indeterminable
interception substantiate .
artemisia turnip burdock communicant ecstasy wrath emerge teen ashtray adams lighten
oswald grievous heresy cloudburst completion caulk wrapup retort murk blocky
dowitcher po turf priam infamy tear chivalry cachalot whenever playa abdomen elegant
sell scranton postgraduate .

posted : 2004.Dec.29 @ 11.04pm
i've gotten a bunch of these emails. i don't want to call it spam, since spam is usually selling something. call me paranoid, but i'll bet there's a code hidden within it.

posted : 2004.Dec.30 @ 6.37am
My theory has always been that messages like that are used to 'test' email addresses to see if the message is bounced back as undeliverable. If not, this validates the address and spamming commences. Also, replies to these emails (i.e., "WTF?") would signify that the message penetrated (or didn't have to deal with) spam blocking utilities, leaving the recipient wide open for a barrage of marketing.

phear Something Posing As Mail

posted : 2004.Dec.30 @ 7.40am
That is the way the mail appeared when I checked it away from my house using the pod site backend software. When I got home and check the exact same mail with Outlook this is how it read:

Secrets revealed. how do Porn stars PERFORM, stay
strong and hard even after cumming !
grow upto "8" inches!

The answer is here.


RZ International Exports Ltd
St. Chad #4012
Belize City, Belize


... and I thought there was a mad freestyle email poet on the loose Wink

posted : 2004.Dec.30 @ 8.31am
it really does have a poetic bounce to it,
my favorite part is "dowitcher po turf priam"

posted : 2004.Dec.31 @ 10.21am
Air, your assumption of it being a poetic work that was being passed around is healthy. It is wonderful that your mind went immediately towards the positive.

posted : 2004.Dec.31 @ 12.27pm
Hahahaha, this one i got this morning cracked me up for some reason

Pliant and soluble pills for literal somebody

These lozenges are simply similar regular pills but they
are specially developed to be coddled and soluble
under the glossa. The pills is sorbed at the rima oris
and comes in the fluid straight rather of advancing
through with the breadbasket. This results in a faster more
strong event which still up to 23 hours!

hahaha whats with these people.

posted : 2004.Dec.31 @ 1.02pm
I got the idea to post the first one as a poem based on this guy's interpretations of the SPAM he gets.

>> The SPAM Art of Sam K. <<

Bonus Material:

Digging how web dwellers are making lemonade out of all these lemons Very Happy

posted : 2005.Jan.05 @ 5.07pm
Denver Stoppkotte

Too hard to cover the medical expenses? Narcotic.

I was born about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nothing in this world that I don't know
I said now you're talking business
have a chair

Ain't nothing in this world that I don't know

But the little party was both weary and discouraged
when at last,
on turning a sharp corner,
the wanderers found themselves in a vast cave
arching high over their heads
and having a smooth, level floor

unhcr thcy U2 yasrib I Know You Don't Like Me Yeah You've Made It Very Clear


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